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Skorvatch 

Term originally used to describe a third nipple.
Now used as a derogatory term to describe the odd man out in a three-person social situation, much like a "Third Wheel".

Can also be used to describe a hated or useless person, although this usage is not as common.

Trivia: the term was originally coined after the 19th century physician and pioneer in the research of hospital acquired pneumonia, Dr. Edmund Skorvatch, who was rumored to have possessed an extra nipple.
It would have been a perfect evening, if Ken had just taken the hint and left me alone with Jenny. What a Skorvatch!
Skorvatch by Anero September 7, 2007
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(noun) (verb) (adjective) and sometimes even (pronoun); Anything. Everything. Nothing.. It means.. whatever you want it to mean!
"Hey Skoatch!"
"Whats up?"
"Just skoatching, did you ever find that Skoatch?"
"Na man and I even skoatched under the skoatch... where is your skoatch?"
"I left it at home. I was feeling all skoatchy earlier..."
"...damn. That could have been a great skoatchertunity! Dont be such a skoatcheroon."
"Skoatchably speaking, YOU are the skoatchiest skoatchabinsky"
Skoatch by The Higher Ups November 15, 2021
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Sound made when manipulating vinyl back and forth.
many DJs skratch
Skratch by DJ SCRIZZLE November 20, 2003

Skratching

manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.
All that skratching 's makin' me itch.
Skratching by DJ Krane November 17, 2010
1. (n): A tiny amount; a little bit; a miniscule adjestment

2. (Adj) Skoatchy: Suspicious, perplexing, etc.

3. (v): A general, all-purpose action; A word to use when you're not sure what you did (Skoatched, Skoatching, Skoatches); To adjust by a small amount
Hey man! I have no room here! Will you move over just a skoatch? Thanks.

That big white van that says "Candy" looks tempting, but also a bit skoatchy.

Boom! Headshot! I Skoatched ya real good!

Could you skoatch over just a bit? Thank you!
Skoatch by _SHHS_ February 8, 2012
When something taste nasty but you can’t describe how it taste.
“ last night I tried this new restaurant and the food tasted like skratch “
Skratch by MacBoxx December 15, 2021
The past-participle for the word sketch.
Dude 1: Man i smoked a blunt with that dudes grandma last night.
Dude 2: Skoatch bro!
Skoatch by Bradolf Pittler January 24, 2010