Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mackenziesvirginity

Nick

Commonly referred to as "Shrimp"

a 90 IQ dumbass attempting to be a know it all, has a small penis, obsessed with the thesaurus

John: Your soft outline on the iPad camera being more noticeable than nicks hard one on his iPhone LOL

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A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

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When a man's penis is so small his genitalia can only be described as "A dot and sack"

Mackenzie: Nick was so small, I couldnt feel it. He had a dot and sack

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An extraordinarily large flaccid dick

Red is horse hung, his flaccid dick is bigger than Nick's hard one

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The red planet in the clone wars episode 2

John: Shut up about Mackenzie's cherry, I hope we never have to see this planet again.

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A color, but also the name of a guy with a very large penis

Nick: Wow Red's penis is way bigger than mine!

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