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Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.
I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.

Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
skronky by emdashed May 13, 2004
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Skroinkadoople 

A word (made by @xk3tamine on Twitter) that is used to describe someone (usually a fictional anime character) to express feelings of attraction or admiration that are too intense to put into words. Usually, someone who calls a character skroinkadoople is implying that they love the character a lot.
Ketta: I love Jotaro he's so skroinkadoople
One of Ketta's moots: What the fuck are you saying
A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.

This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)

Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?

Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
Skronky by Hairy Tosser June 17, 2010
An expletive to be used on par with "yeet" and "yoink," to describe hitting or throwing something, often in video games.
Rafael skroinked the cheese into the shopping cart.
skroink by shoppingcrate2.0 December 21, 2020
Something hard that hits the window after a violent sneeze
aaaatchooo..............splat!!!!! Oh! sorry mrs (insert mother in law's name) i've left a huge skronky on your window.
skronky by phlegm May 15, 2004
Skoinky or to skoink to be of the illest of bitches.
Oh yeah he’s a real skoinky that one” or “she loves to be the skoink of the town
Skoinky by Dancing with Spiders January 7, 2022