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skritten 

A kitten that you think is a little skrunkly.
aw, your cat is so skritten
Words you can keep
A cute nickname for a nympho. IE : SEX KITTEN / Skitten
Sit on my lap, skitten - We gotta get somethin' straight between us :P
Skitten by GeorgeGilbert May 15, 2011

Skittens 

Half Skunk half Kitten, also it's a unknown STD that is going rampent on my ship.
Oh my God, i got skittens from the new girl.
Skittens by skittenbreath March 6, 2009
A part kitty, part skittle, cat-like creature that makes for a zomg-awesome pet, and a tastey snack.
They come in 6 different, funtastic colours and flavours!
Jeff: I iz hungry.
skitten: leMIEWWWW.
Jeff: IMUNA EATCHOU.
Jeff: *eats skitten*
skitten: *dead*
skitten by Bea Afraid May 1, 2008

swritten 

this (or /that/ or /the/) song was / is written by...
I swritten me yesterday. What nonsence do you say? Explain me this f... word I don't understand what do you mean. So, I swritten me yeasterday means the same as "I wrote this song yesterday" or "This song was written by me"
swritten by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

Skrotten i Protten 

A sexual act, includes at least two people.

One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.
My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*
1. Kitten play.
2. Jumping and running at eachother in a martial arts/tag kind of frolicking.
3. Karate Cat
Watch your step, those kittens are Skitten all over
Skitten by James Fallon February 19, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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