A sexual act, includes at least two people.
One person fills their
belly button with a dip of any choice,
another person then proceeds to eat the
dip off said persons stomach.
My parents were
out of town, so I invited
my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.
Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my
girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*