Skritting

The action of something sliding on a rough or rocky surface.

My head painfully, and bloodily was skritting against the rough driveway pavement.

by dfghbv May 3, 2022

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.

After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.

No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.

by Peven glugh November 25, 2011