by skittenbreath March 6, 2009
Get the Skittens mug.An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."
by Roast Beef July 3, 2006
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DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!
by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010
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Get the Skitten mug.The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005
Get the skitters mug.A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008
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The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"
- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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