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Origin: Liverpool
Derogatory term to be used in any situation.
"he's such a skreff"
skreff by biggies September 30, 2007
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skreffling 

A small ungrommed ginger person with hobbit like features.

Can be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

Can be used in place of vagabond, Tramp or roge.
Wow, Marnie you are such a skreffling.

If I do not return you to home before midnight you'll turn into a skreffling.
skreffling by Jester5588 June 15, 2017
Related Words
skreff skreffling Skeff Screff Skeffy skruff Shreffler Shreffy Skeffed Skeffer
The lifestyle choice when an individual realizes they are better than their peers.
Dan: "I have decided to be skeff."
Mark: "Why?"
Dan: "Because I've realized I'm better than you."
skeff by Launde October 6, 2011
U'r incredible, Skieff!
skieff by Jus10credible January 14, 2020
Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:

Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson

Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.
'Simon Cowell, what a screff!'
'Humvees are proper screffy'
screff by cocky james November 1, 2010
I was so skeffed I could barely walk.

Shreffler 

Knows how to get ass, make money, very smart, has a lot of friends, very funny and goofy and knows how to PARTY LIKE A FUCKIN' ROCK STAR! A Shreffler is very caring and will do anything for anyone. Has a lot of personality and treats everyone as equal. An all-around great guy. very honest and works hard for everything. Is great with the ladies and fuckin great in bed. often compared to Stiffler from the American Pie movie LOL
Shreffler is partying hard and is about to take that girl over there home!
Shreffler by Shreffy February 4, 2009
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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