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someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy
dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know
skeff by PK Mercle August 20, 2008
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Skeff • Skeffy • Skeffed • Skeffer • Skeffery • skeffling • Skeef • skiff • skiffy • sheffield
To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!
Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!
Skeff by Rich Squires January 24, 2008
(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight
A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!
Skeff by Babdale December 10, 2003
anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."
fart turd poop beef smelly skeff
skeff by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009
skeff (pronounced SKEF/ˈskɛf/) — a Lincolnshire regional, informal insult meaning someone scruffy, sleazy, a bit gross or rough around the edges; can also mean a loud/coarse, socially unpleasant person.

Similar to: scruff, heffer, scrub, and greb
Your mums a right skeff

Ew you wear pyjamas outside, you skeff
Skeff by Local.slang.supporter August 30, 2025

Crab Skuffle 

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.
*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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