Skeffed

To be intoxicated.

I was so skeffed I could barely walk.

by The Strikes of Good Fortune July 11, 2003

sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach

by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

Skuffed

Something that’s just way to dark or messed up.

Did you hear that Jerry printed out women’s nudes from our school into pokecards. Now that’s Skuffed.

by HSemler45 May 25, 2020

skiffed

1. Something that has narrowly missed hitting someone.
2. A stone which is bounced across a body of water.

1. "That bullet just skiffed my ear."
2. "I just skiffed that pebble for thirty hops."

by Ross Douglas July 27, 2006

Skeffer

A heffer and a skank in one

You stupid skeffer

by sylvia May 17, 2004

Skeffery

Skeffery: Two book caractors (Skye and Jeffery) from The Penderwick book series, that deserve to be together. Therefore, they get the ship name of: *drumroll* SKEFFERY!!!

"I'm exited about the new Penderwicks book because I ship Skeffery!"

by The-Bomb-Dot-Com December 29, 2017

Get steffed

Something you say to someone to let them know you're very unhappy with them. A politer way of saying fuck off.

Why don't you go an get steffed!

I asked for a girls number and she totally steffed me.

by Steffeddsdfsdfdsf March 4, 2011