Rust belt dirt
bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale.
Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double
yellow road.
That skeefer with the yellow
tooth just stormed off because the price of
skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.