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How the love of my life felt at her first audition for a California card games dealer at the Hollywood park Casino
“A girl been a poker dealer 3 years stills shaking I’m skredwed “
skredwed by tinychatjumpinchat July 24, 2023
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Adj; To be tired and lazy due to a prolonged exposure to the sun. Can also be used to describe the discomfort of sunburn.
Yo, you want to go to the mall later?
I dont know, I'm pretty skreded from the beach yesterday.
skreded by Dan and Alex April 28, 2006
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the cool{no, not ‘kool’ or the sickening ‘kewl’} way to spell ‘screwed’, as well as how ’twas korrectly spelled in Old English (what with its Germanic routes). The letter ‘c’ should be reserved more for an ‘s’ sound (as in ‘Cici's Pizza’, proper-noun ‘Scion’, as well as when in concert with another letter to denote a new sound all its own: ‘bitch’, ‘charge’, ‘chagrin’, and German ‘ich’ or the proper-noun ‘Loch Ness Monster’).

See also: screwed, skrew, screw
Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.
skrewed by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

skredded 

1. This is an option for cheese in Montgomery,AL
2. A f'ed up situation
" Would you like some skredded cheese with that?"

" Did you see Tiffany's outfit?"
" That junk was skredded"
skredded by Emme New May 13, 2008
1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni
the girl has too much work, she is skrewed
skrewed by max December 9, 2004
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