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The combination of two or more individuals skiing and snowboarding. Both of them must be doing one or the other, while being together. (SkO-bing)
"Do you want to go snowboarding with me today?"
"I am going skiing."
ALL- "Skobing it is!"
skobing by Jukur February 20, 2006
Skyving:

1. To scrape or slice off the inside surface of a piece of leather to reduce it's thickness.

2. To intentionally avoid work or a regular obligation, usually by lying, conniving, or deception. To lay around being lazy or wandering aimlessly.
Sleeping or indulging in personal interests, pleasures, or vices while neglecting prior responsibilities.

3. To remove very thin slices from a piece of material.
"I felt like skyving off school today so I could watch the football game"

"She was robbed on the street by a skyving bum."
skyving by The Mott SF January 20, 2005

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
A term in baseball to describe a pitching who is dominating opposing batters.
Matt Harvey of the Mets is shoving right now. He has 8 strikeouts and no walks in three innings.
Shoving by RedBeard53 June 18, 2013
Skipping school, or playing hooky, in England, as used by J.K. Rowling in the Harry Potter series,
The Weasley's skiving pills could give you any number of excuses to get out of school, including a fever, a bad rash or diarrhea.
skiving by jdsmsl September 3, 2005
Skype+Boning
-The act of having video sex on Skype or some other webcam video service.
Guy 1: Dude, me and Kate were totally skoning last night! It was awesome!

Guy 2: Badass! I love Skoning!
skoning by JMC30 September 3, 2009