skyving

Skyving:

1. To scrape or slice off the inside surface of a piece of leather to reduce it's thickness.

2. To intentionally avoid work or a regular obligation, usually by lying, conniving, or deception. To lay around being lazy or wandering aimlessly.
Sleeping or indulging in personal interests, pleasures, or vices while neglecting prior responsibilities.

3. To remove very thin slices from a piece of material.

"I felt like skyving off school today so I could watch the football game"

"She was robbed on the street by a skyving bum."

skyving by The Mott SF January 20, 2005

Skyving

Male scissoring that entales two men rubbing ball sacks together.

Skyve me Xerxes.

O were skyving.

Skyving by Rooster cock August 6, 2009

Skyving

To intentionally not go to school, and just stay in bed, alone. Sounds fun.

Friend 1: yo mate, where is Dom?
Friend 2: ahh, the cunt’s Skyving

Skyving by Beanermuncher October 25, 2019

Scuba Skyving 

When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).

Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving

Scuba Skyving by v0306? March 17, 2009

Skyking 

Also known as Richard “Deebo” Russell, an ex-SeaTac airline employee who stole a commericial airliner. He spent the subsequent two hours flying around the Puget Sound, admiring the surrounding mountains, buzzing parties, and even performed a full barrel roll (a feat that pilots say is impossible). Even had two Air Force fighter jets chasing him. He later told authorities over the radio that he did not want to harm anyone and that he would like to apologize to his family before nose diving the aircraft into the desolate Ketron Island, killing himself.

Do you remember hearing about the plane that was doing stunts over Seattle?

Yes, it was the Skyking. Rest In Peace bro, fly on with the angels.

Skyking by Woolyz August 15, 2018

skyting

Bragging, talking boastfully

Stop skyting about your car

skyting by PrincessButtermug November 17, 2011

Dirty Skyping 

The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.

I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.

Dirty Skyping by mkins January 27, 2010