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A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.

This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.
Sk-Sk-Sk-SKOOGER
skooger by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011
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A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Skooter by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010
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skooger • Snooger • skoozer • Skooter • spooger • skooge • skooner • Scooger • Smooger • Shooger
A random old man in a picture that looks like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol.

Plural: Skoogey
1) Jimothy is a real Skooge.

2) Spare Skoogey ma’am?
Skooge by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018
A combination of the words scab and booger. They are the scab-like boogers you get in your nose, you have to kinda scrape them off and generally hurts, and sometimes they bleed a little tiny bit.
"Ow! I just picked a gnarly scooger out of my nose, and it hella hurt to get out!"
Scooger by Radassical February 25, 2008
This is the combination of snots from a runny nose and boogers also found in the nose usually not as runny as snots,
Honey, let me get you a tissue, you have snoogers.
snooger by bush baby's girl February 20, 2009

Cougar Spooger 

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
A sailing ship
Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.

A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.
Skooner by Beskyta May 13, 2022
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