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Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018
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Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.
"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."
Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009
Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch
Smuch by smuch June 5, 2017
I want to give you muchas grandes smuchies
Smuchies by Jimmy Brongus May 23, 2014
1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk
1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.
Smuched by im aWESome. April 12, 2010
A couch with skis attached to the bottom, used for riding down snow-covered hills.
"My buddies and I made a skouch yesterday. We're going taking it skouching this weekend!"
Skouch by Skouching Nick January 25, 2010