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a sound Fx, used when someone suddenly jerks their head to the side, as if they were tweaking.
Caffeine overload! *skizit*
skizit by Coffe Man December 17, 2010
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skwizit, (skwiz-it) or quisit
Derived from "exquisite"

meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary

relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight
"That is a skwizit purse"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"

"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"

"Don't mess with my skwizitness"
skwizit by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008
Related Words
1. n. The sound of a scratching record

2. n. An exclamation of surprise, disgust, or boredom.

Alternate spellings: ski-wit, skeewit
1. Watch me beatbox! Boom-Boom skiwit skiwit.

2. *Sigh* Skiwit, there's noone at this party.
Skiwit!! Are you seriously fisting me right now?
skiwit by Adam G. February 4, 2006

skibitabee 

Jerry got a raise for his new job. "Skibitabee!"
skibitabee by Mikey Bishop July 27, 2006

Skivitis 

Skivitis (pronounced sky-vight-is) is a temporary illness, characterised by severe lack of desire to go to school. Often, the student suffering from Skivitis will avoid school (or 'skive') even during school hours. This illness can be cured by a phone call from the school to the student's parents or alternatively by calling the police or student welfare officer.
Student: I can't go into school today, I'm ill with skivitis.
Skivitis by LemonZeppelin October 2, 2009
A form of the word "shit".

This is for people who wish to refrain from using vulgar language but wish to express themselves accordingly as if "shit" was said.
Longer form of "snit"
Holy snizit! Look at the size of that thing.
snizit by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011

skibiti toilet 

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.
Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
skibiti toilet by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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