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skinmitten

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.
skinmitten by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Skintminted 

An expression to describe someone who claims to be skint all the time to avoid spending cash when they are actually minted.
Eg 1
James: Do you think Jeremy will want to come to the cinema?
Jacob: Yeah he will but he'll pull the whole skintminted routine.
James: That's true, he'll want to wait for orange wednesdays.

Eg 2
Jeremy: Dude, I'm gonna have to ask for some diesel money, really struggling for cash at the minute.
Isaac: *cough* skintminted *cough*
Jeremy: What did you say?!
Isaac: Nothing just clearing my throat.
Skintminted by jMiR March 2, 2010

Skintight 

boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife as your better half,

A soul mate.
My skintight is visiting me tomorrow, up in the club with my skintight
Skintight by KAKI P October 7, 2015

Dirty sinitta hill 

When the woman is no longer attracted to the man do too the ugly children. Resulting in her running away (usually around Xmas). Usually a dirty sinitta hill can be seen waiting in alleyways for a “good time”
Jimmy: “why are you leaving me?”
Dirty Sinitta Hill: “because our kids are ugly”
Jimmy: “My children are beautiful kids”
Dirty sinitta hill: “don’t make me giggle, sinna bizzle”
Jimmy “piss off you dirty sinitta hill”
A lazy mexican. Usually dirty, and unfit for work.
Some days Edgar, you can be such a Skintle
Skintle by Sir Michael Taylor June 21, 2007
Having no money. To be broke.
Sorry mate, I can't come out - I'm skint!
skint by Elliott Hughes April 19, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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