4 definitions by chewbaccaontherocks

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!
by chewbaccaontherocks September 2, 2011
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Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.

They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.

It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Dear Franklin,

I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.

Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
by chewbaccaontherocks June 30, 2011
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Vulgar term used to describe condoms.
Hold on a minute Jenny. I've got to purchase the economy pack of fuck bags for the trip to Vegas!
by chewbaccaontherocks June 30, 2011
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A form of the word "shit".

This is for people who wish to refrain from using vulgar language but wish to express themselves accordingly as if "shit" was said.
Longer form of "snit"
Holy snizit! Look at the size of that thing.
by chewbaccaontherocks June 30, 2011
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