Skivitis

Skivitis (pronounced sky-vight-is) is a temporary illness, characterised by severe lack of desire to go to school. Often, the student suffering from Skivitis will avoid school (or 'skive') even during school hours. This illness can be cured by a phone call from the school to the student's parents or alternatively by calling the police or student welfare officer.

Student: I can't go into school today, I'm ill with skivitis.

by LemonZeppelin October 2, 2009

skilitist

A skier who thinks they and their crew are better than you.

Jack: That guy was totally laughing at me when I fell.
Jill: Yeah. The guy thinks he's better than you - he's a skilitist.

by oneproofwonder March 25, 2008

Skibitiscumkin

when you’re receiving oral sex in a port-a-potty while thinking about TikTok brain rot.

I got the best skibitiscumkin from Mandisa last night

by the green eyed goddess interpr April 2, 2025