skivemaster

skivemaster skive to be extremely skilled in goofing off while supposed to be working

Randy be the effin' skivemaster, bra. He makin' $28 an hour and he actually work less than half of the day.

by Kolchak Jones September 3, 2018

Sidemaster

A master at driving while getting blowjob

He is a sidemaster

by NanoDoesaLittleTroling July 21, 2022

spicemaster

The trillest motherfucker straight out the Falls, known for running the spice rack as hard as he runs the streets.

Steinbeck: Yo did you see how many stacks of spice that kid put in the wok? Damn that dude's got the spice game on lock, for real.
Casserole: Bro, we are witness to the spicemaster.

by Louisiana Hotness May 1, 2008

skidmaster

Someone who is extremely proud of the horrendous skiddies left in their drawers after a farting contest with their friends.

Audrey soaked her drawers...looks like she's our reigning skidmaster!!!

by SheriWinchester45 March 30, 2021

slavemaster

A cellular phone, especially one used mostly as a means of communication between one and one's job.

Sorry, people, just got a buzz from the slavemaster...gotta go to my job. There'll be no swimming today!

by pentozali March 23, 2009