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Skitteling 

The act of assorting and staggering multiple variables in an apparent random manner, with the intent of measuring the impact of each variable independently. The Etymology comes from the color-coding of a large multi-variant media plan at a large drugstore chain that looked like skittles scattered across a spreadsheet once completed.
Beth's playlist was perfect at her shed party, because she spent time skitteling the tunes to determine what was most popular.
Skitteling by TwirlGirl2017 December 9, 2017
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skitteling 

The act of pulling our of a girls ass ,busting one in her face and screaming taste the rainbow .
Last night your mom walked in on me skitteling your sister.
skitteling by bigtex69 November 19, 2014

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

skettering 

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.
Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge
skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011

Skitting 

Cobh term (Cork, Ireland) Verb:To laugh uncontrollably or to find something funny.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
He walked into the door the other day, I was skitting!

Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
Skitting by Liz & Emma October 4, 2008

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

Spittling 

When you are talking to someone and drool collects in the corners of the mouth, causing it to either be sucked back in awkwardly or result in "say it don't spray it"
I was talking to that hot chick, And i was nervous and talking kinda fast. I was spittling so bad.
Spittling by Mandifer December 9, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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