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Driving while your passengers are engrossed and mesmerised by their phones.cleaning up the puke in the back of my cab after shittling around a bunch of desparate lonely last call Tinder-heads at bar thirty.

Kill me, i got stuck shittling, when i could of been playing the airport, picking up at the Warfield...anything but shittling

shittling by ClearisolFrank December 21, 2019

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Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

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Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

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shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

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shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

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binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.

After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.

binge-shitting by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

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shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.

No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.

shitting in stereo by Peven glugh November 25, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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