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Skitteling 

The act of assorting and staggering multiple variables in an apparent random manner, with the intent of measuring the impact of each variable independently. The Etymology comes from the color-coding of a large multi-variant media plan at a large drugstore chain that looked like skittles scattered across a spreadsheet once completed.
Beth's playlist was perfect at her shed party, because she spent time skitteling the tunes to determine what was most popular.
Skitteling by TwirlGirl2017 December 9, 2017
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skitteling 

The act of pulling our of a girls ass ,busting one in her face and screaming taste the rainbow .
Last night your mom walked in on me skitteling your sister.
skitteling by bigtex69 November 19, 2014

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

skettering 

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.
Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge
skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011

Skitting 

Cobh term (Cork, Ireland) Verb:To laugh uncontrollably or to find something funny.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
He walked into the door the other day, I was skitting!

Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
Skitting by Liz & Emma October 4, 2008

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

Spittling 

When you are talking to someone and drool collects in the corners of the mouth, causing it to either be sucked back in awkwardly or result in "say it don't spray it"
I was talking to that hot chick, And i was nervous and talking kinda fast. I was spittling so bad.
Spittling by Mandifer December 9, 2014