Skinwagon

penis, sometimes refers to an uncircumsized penis or Kurt Russell in Tombstone.

"Smoke that skinwagon and let's see what happens!"

by Jimmy Chitwood December 15, 2008

skinwagon

A very smart good looking guy that always gets the girls and makes a wicked wingman! And he's amazing at Golden Tee!

"I'm so jealous of that skinwagon over there I wish I was him..."

by Skinwagon November 29, 2013

shitwagon

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

Skinnamon Roll

The act of filleting skin, wrapping it around your penis and masturbating with the skin.

"Dude my bitch gave me a Skinnamon Roll last night, it was so hot!"
"That's gross, we're not friends anymore; don't ever talk to me again."
"Whatever man!"

by SunnyPonyCitrusButt May 5, 2016

Smoke that Skin Wagon

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."

The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010