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Skinwagon 

penis, sometimes refers to an uncircumsized penis or Kurt Russell in Tombstone.
"Smoke that skinwagon and let's see what happens!"
Skinwagon by Jimmy Chitwood December 15, 2008
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skinwagon 

A very smart good looking guy that always gets the girls and makes a wicked wingman! And he's amazing at Golden Tee!
"I'm so jealous of that skinwagon over there I wish I was him..."
skinwagon by Skinwagon November 29, 2013

shitwagon 

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.
"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."
shitwagon by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitwagon 

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.
Jim's car is a total shitwagon.
shitwagon by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

Skin Wagon 

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
Skin Wagon by White_horse November 8, 2019

Skinnamon Roll 

The act of filleting skin, wrapping it around your penis and masturbating with the skin.
"Dude my bitch gave me a Skinnamon Roll last night, it was so hot!"
"That's gross, we're not friends anymore; don't ever talk to me again."
"Whatever man!"

Smoke that Skin Wagon 

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."
The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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