Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

shitwagon by Serpent December 3, 2003

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shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

shitwagon by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

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Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

Skin Wagon by White_horse November 8, 2019

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Skinnamon Roll

The act of filleting skin, wrapping it around your penis and masturbating with the skin.

"Dude my bitch gave me a Skinnamon Roll last night, it was so hot!"
"That's gross, we're not friends anymore; don't ever talk to me again."
"Whatever man!"

Skinnamon Roll by SunnyPonyCitrusButt May 5, 2016

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Smoke that Skin Wagon

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."

The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

Smoke that Skin Wagon by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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