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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

Me smokem skinbone 

When a Native American women tells you that she likes giving blow jobs.
When I snuck into her teepee , she immediately untied my buckskin pants and held my cock by her lips as she looked up to me and said me smokem skinbone.
Me smokem skinbone by Goesph October 2, 2021

Me Smokem skinbone 

When a Native American tells you they are gonna suck your cock.
The big fat Squaw pushed me backwards into her teepee after along night of drinking spirit water and ripped down my buckskin pants and pulled my cock out as she rubbed it across her lips and looked up at me and said me smokem skinbone and proceeded to sucking my cock
Me Smokem skinbone by Goesph October 3, 2021

skibroni 

Derived from the Italian "jabroni" meaning poser, loser. This applies to skiers at the slopes wearing jeans as ski pants and drinking malt liquor on their way to bomb a double black on rentals.
Paul: Bro? Is that guy wearing hunting overalls as a ski bib?

Kevin: Yep, almost wouldn't catch that if his straps hadn't been camo, damn skibroni in disguise!
skibroni by Strontium Bromide April 13, 2011

Skinwagon 

penis, sometimes refers to an uncircumsized penis or Kurt Russell in Tombstone.
"Smoke that skinwagon and let's see what happens!"
Skinwagon by Jimmy Chitwood December 15, 2008

Skankaroni

1. A girl who would do anything to please a man. Usually vile acts.
2. Eating a Chef Boyardee product out of a girls vagina, typically Beefaroni
Guy 1: Did you here what the girl let Jim do to her.
Guy 2: Yeah she is a total skankaroni
Skankaroni by Wimmerton December 29, 2009