skin tan

When your race gives you a one-up over the rest of the caucasian population.

I'm already skin tanned.

by blackandblack June 22, 2011

Tanning Bed Skin

Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.

The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.

After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.

by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009

Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.

"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

by anonymous March 22, 2024

SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS

The sacred act of adding one's skin to the flesh tanks.

YAR HAR HAR, SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS!

by NYEHEHE_WARCRIME_CENTRAL March 22, 2024

Skintanium (armor)

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium

I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

by Jerry actrick April 27, 2010

skintangibles

A mystical aura of self destruction that drives a losing culture.

The Redskins had a shot at winning the game but the Skintangibles that hover over the franchise is too much to overcome.

They lost the game.

by Parlett316 October 28, 2019

skintanium

A fictional type of armour that binds with you skin. Stronger than any metal.

Brett:He better watch out! The Duke has a sharp blade!

Cameron: He’ll be fine; he’s got skintanium armour on.
Gil: Yeah, see the shimmer? The blade will bounce right off him.

by TedGraeme November 9, 2020