6 definitions by Kaptain Kangeroo
Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.
The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.
The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.
After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.
by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009
Long story short, when an insecure girl overreacts and gets extremely jealous because her man is talking to another girl, even if just casual. The girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome usually does not have a whole lot of trust in her man, otherwise she wouldn't overreact so much. In some cases, a girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome (JGS) will freak out if another girl even looks in the general direction of her man.
Susie: "Yeah, I got on Myspace this morning and had a message from Tina who was freaking out because I exchanged comments with her boyfriend."
Chadwick: "Eh, she's just suffering from a bad case of Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome."
Chadwick: "Eh, she's just suffering from a bad case of Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome."
by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009
A game where guys take pennies or other small objects and aim to throw them down girls' shirts. The hidden motive behind the game is actually because the game itself is actually a way to get to stare at girls boobs without getting labeled as a total perv.
Although Moniques boobs were an easy target, Jimmy was really just really playing The Penny Game so he could get a good look at them while he was "aiming".
by Kaptain Kangeroo April 29, 2009
A game where desperate people with no lives or friends get to live out their dreams of social acceptance and sex.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.
With Second Life, nerds everywhere that are deprived of sex in their 1st life can have virtual sex in their Second Life. Woo!
by Kaptain Kangeroo April 30, 2009
by Kaptain Kangeroo May 4, 2009
Cool kid : Yeah, we should definitely listen to my Spice Girls CD
Lame kid: Spice Girls?! They're so out.
Cool kid: I was referring to weed, dipshit.
Lame kid: Spice Girls?! They're so out.
Cool kid: I was referring to weed, dipshit.
by Kaptain Kangeroo May 4, 2009