skintanium 

A fictional type of armour that binds with you skin. Stronger than any metal.

Brett:He better watch out! The Duke has a sharp blade!

Cameron: He’ll be fine; he’s got skintanium armour on.
Gil: Yeah, see the shimmer? The blade will bounce right off him.

skintanium by TedGraeme November 9, 2020

Skintanium (armor) 

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium

I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

Skintanium (armor) by Jerry actrick April 27, 2010

shitanium 

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

shitanium by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

Spontanium

A stupid word to say on a first date.

I really like your Spontanium.

Spontanium by Turdis February 28, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004