Skintanium (armor)

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium

I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

by Jerry actrick April 27, 2010

skintanium

A fictional type of armour that binds with you skin. Stronger than any metal.

Brett:He better watch out! The Duke has a sharp blade!

Cameron: He’ll be fine; he’s got skintanium armour on.
Gil: Yeah, see the shimmer? The blade will bounce right off him.

by TedGraeme November 09, 2020