skimma

when a ni🅱️🅱️a eats all yo food like a thot so you shoot his ass .

Amir: yo bro stop eating my beans nigga

Jefferey : Nigga why you stingy like that?

Amir : nigga gone pull them penises out and skimma yo ass

skimma by playboidanki November 8, 2017

Shimmage 

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

Shimmage by LaRocque August 4, 2010

skidmark grand slam 

N. The unusual situation of soiling three different pair of underpants in the same day.

What happened to Joey?

He had to go home. He hit a skidmark grand slam.

Man, that sucks.

skidmark grand slam by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011

skidmarxism 

The belief that all persons of differing economic and societal levels are entitled to experiencing poop stains in their under pants. And, that it is inevitable that one day those with the largest, most ruddy brown stains, shall inherit positions of importance, increased levels of stink and power.

This dude at the gym is a strong supporter of skidmarxism as evidenced by his crap stained tighty whities hanging from his locker door.

skidmarxism by Cornfritter April 17, 2014

Bubby Skimmer 

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

Bubby Skimmer by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006

sim simma 

1. a phrase used as a declaration or recognition of greatness by oneself or another person, most often used in a congratulatory nature

2. an informal greeting between friends, replaces or adds on to "yo" to mean "hows it going", or "whats up"

3. a response to a greeting, and depending on vocal tones, can be used to convey a wide variety of moods

4. nonsensical lyrics used by Beanie Man at the beginning of the song Who Am I

Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo dude, remember that girl I was talking to at the club last night?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Well afterward we went back to my place and she let me tap that!
Dude 2: Sim simmaaaaa!

Example 2+3:
Dude 1: Yo, sim simma?
Dude 2: Sim simma.

Example 4:
Beanie Man: Sim simma, who got the keys to my Bimmer?

sim simma by Halo 2 Killa December 22, 2008

slimmaz 

A slang Jamaican (patois) word for a slim girl. Usually used to describe a slim girl that still has a sexy body and is fine af

patois: Lawd, a who dat slimmaz ova deh so?

English: who is that slim girl over there?

slimmaz by Slimz876 October 11, 2015