n. \sk-youks\

1. When you have to shit and vomit at the same time and can't decide which one is the most to important to do first.

2. Violent and abmornal anal evacuations of warm fluid coupled with intense, acute vomiting.

1. After eating his mother's meatloaf, Smitty was in the bathroom for three days with the skewks.

Skewks by dgff June 16, 2010

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Ear Skeng

A not yet confirmed disease of which one is born with and requires the individual to be playing music every second of their life. It is believed by many that Jay Swingler and Romell Henry are born with this defect.

Sandy: oiii bruv, i 'erd you were born wiff dat ear skeng ting?
Jay: aw yeh bruv, means i hav' to be playin' skengs all me life
Sandy: fair enough like

Ear Skeng by SandWard May 14, 2020

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skelgel

Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.

We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?

skelgel by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

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