The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

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Seegasm

Sexiest gay korean guy ever. Great in bed.

Woah look at Seegasm, I'd do him if he were straight.

Seegasm by anonymous September 28, 2020

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skeegress

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

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Skeeblie

The small pieces of poo left clinging to the toilet bowl after taking a nasty dump

Man you left a load of skeeblie's stuck to the bowl after taking that shit

Skeeblie by Chonggoman May 27, 2014

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