skerveball 

Someone who lacks style and is frequently dirty/smelly.

That Mike is a real skerveball.

skerveball by A Palm November 24, 2024

steveballing 

Similar to speedballing, steveballing is the simultaneous consumption of cocaine and steroids. Named after Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Just watch the "Developers! Developers! Developers!" speech. That guy was steveballing hard.

steveballing by SpeedCoderDex November 22, 2010

Sacramento Skeeball 

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

Sacramento Skeeball by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007

skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.

(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

skeeball by Mark H August 30, 2006

Sacramento SkeeBall 

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)

I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!

Sacramento SkeeBall by DXLA February 14, 2008

Skeeball

nasty scumbag girl; huge slut

don't worry, there will be plenty of skeeballs at the party

Skeeball by St ev e January 1, 2006

scurveball 

skirve-bahl•noun
A vile, dirty person who has a low standard of hygiene - probably does not bathe very often.

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skirve-bahl•adjective
Refers to the grimy outer features of an individual. place?

•noun
Used in a sentence: That scurveball is not coming over to my house.
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•adjective
Used in a sentence: How could she invite that scurveball Johnny over to my

scurveball by stitchsupernaturality August 9, 2010