scurveball

skirve-bahl•noun
A vile, dirty person who has a low standard of hygiene - probably does not bathe very often.

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skirve-bahl•adjective
Refers to the grimy outer features of an individual. place?

•noun
Used in a sentence: That scurveball is not coming over to my house.
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•adjective
Used in a sentence: How could she invite that scurveball Johnny over to my

by stitchsupernaturality August 9, 2010

curveball

something which is unexpected, surprising or mindblowing

“Did you see the ending of inception?”
“Yea it was such a curveball!”

by DaMelo November 30, 2021

curveball

A particularly difficult issue, obstacle, or problem. Named after the equally tricky baseball pitch.

The professor really threw me a curve ball with that last exam test.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

lesbian curveball

A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male

Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us

by Frank ruboneout November 18, 2013

Danish Curveball

A really bent penis.

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.

by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006