skeetnet

White cock with black balls on a chink. Usually causes good sex.

Man I fucked that chink with the skeetnet last night it was so wonderful I blew me load all the way to china.

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Skeeteth

1. Shakespeare's attempt at being crunk.
2. Ejaculating during the Renaissance Period

Sucking of the dicketh resultseth in cometh in the moutheth. Skeeteth, skeeteth, skeeteth.

Skeeteth by s bizzle April 7, 2005

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when there is skeet on your peter...

Hey why dont you go wipe off your skeetpeter then we can engage in intercourse.

skeetpeter by tinytim August 11, 2007

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a website that takes your 4.95 for 60 paysites of adult oriented content and then bills your credit card outrageous amounts of money.

damn man i was skeeped by that skeepy skeepnet!

skeepnet by freedav04 June 12, 2005

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A small, pellet shaped bit of semen(AKA skeet),usually
dried.

That ho's got skeetlets all over her!

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Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it

"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."

skeetness by Shakalah August 23, 2006

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A kleenex(s) containing semen after a session of masturbatiom

After I jerked off, I had a skeetnex stuck to the side of the trash bin.

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