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skeetnet 

White cock with black balls on a chink. Usually causes good sex.
Man I fucked that chink with the skeetnet last night it was so wonderful I blew me load all the way to china.
skeetnet by George LUcas January 2, 2006
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Skeeteth 

1. Shakespeare's attempt at being crunk.
2. Ejaculating during the Renaissance Period
Sucking of the dicketh resultseth in cometh in the moutheth. Skeeteth, skeeteth, skeeteth.
Skeeteth by s bizzle April 7, 2005

skeetpeter

when there is skeet on your peter...
Hey why dont you go wipe off your skeetpeter then we can engage in intercourse.
skeetpeter by tinytim August 11, 2007

skeepnet 

a website that takes your 4.95 for 60 paysites of adult oriented content and then bills your credit card outrageous amounts of money.
damn man i was skeeped by that skeepy skeepnet!
skeepnet by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Skeetlet 

A small, pellet shaped bit of semen(AKA skeet),usually
dried.
That ho's got skeetlets all over her!
Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it
"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."
skeetness by Shakalah August 23, 2006

Skeetnex 

A kleenex(s) containing semen after a session of masturbatiom
After I jerked off, I had a skeetnex stuck to the side of the trash bin.
Skeetnex by Bernard Carbine September 25, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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