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the cometh in "The iceman cometh" and the cometh in "the ozzman cometh"
I wonder what da fuck that cometh thing means
cometh by sentiny December 31, 2006
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cometh titties 

The proper way to ask for nudes
Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*
cometh titties by Gman200 May 20, 2017

The Night Man Cometh

The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.
Greg: Did you see the night man cometh?

Perry: Yeah, Charlie Day is a mess.
The Night Man Cometh by CharlieDay February 1, 2009

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh 

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

elmo cometh 

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex
Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.
elmo cometh by Bombsauce June 14, 2008

Iceman cometh

Bad Carma that comes back to get you
I hope the iceman cometh for you after what you did
Iceman cometh by Reed1000 August 25, 2008

the chicken man cometh 

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.
"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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