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cometh titties 

The proper way to ask for nudes
Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*
cometh titties by Gman200 May 20, 2017

The Night Man Cometh

The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.
Greg: Did you see the night man cometh?

Perry: Yeah, Charlie Day is a mess.
The Night Man Cometh by CharlieDay February 1, 2009

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh 

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

elmo cometh 

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex
Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.
elmo cometh by Bombsauce June 14, 2008

Iceman cometh

I hope the iceman cometh for you after what you did
Iceman cometh by Reed1000 August 25, 2008

the chicken man cometh 

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.
"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.