skeels 

one who is known to give good head, sometimes thought of a homosexual.

MAN! i wish he was a skeels.
wow skeels was amazing last night.

skeels by rachelllll May 17, 2006

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

job-skeels by QuacksO November 18, 2018

skelesexual 

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.

person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb

skelesexual by palephalanges March 27, 2016

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011

skeeses 

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007

Skeets 

to ejaculate, cum, get there.

the act of ejaculating

Skeets by Kong Fuzi January 13, 2005