skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

by cabajul January 10, 2011

skeetsauce

Rhymes with leetsauce but is the noun form of skeet, referring to cum, jizz, siemen.

I dotted her eyes with my skeetsauce.

by Woob March 5, 2004

Skeetshart

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

SkeetSauce

To jiz and then have her jiz and then mix it and have her eat the living shit out of it and then brutaly deepthroat her until she dies

I made skeetsauce

by Whitesuburbandad October 4, 2017