skapologist

one who is learned in the ways of skaps. familiar with their migratory patterns, and often speaking fluent skap.

dude #1: man i have no idea what the hell that girl just said
dude #2: That's cause your ass ain't a skapologist. all she said was "can i please have some dick"

by skap-a-phobic August 23, 2006

yak slayer

one who will have sex with anyone.

guy #1: did you see who jones banged the other night?
guy#2: yeah, he's such a yak slayer

by skap-a-phobic September 18, 2006

brainable

an adjective used to describe a girl who you would let suck your dick but nothing else.

i wouldn't fuck her with your dick... but she's brainable.

by skap-a-phobic August 12, 2006

Thirsty Thursdays

$1 beers at quakes stadium

dude #1: did you go to thirsty thursdays last night?
dude #2: yeah, it was like a high school reunion...

by skap-a-phobic August 20, 2006