spamologist

someone primarily interested in the technical aspects of spam and spamming, usually with a view to stopping it.

Dick kept getting the same spam so asked a spamologist for help.

by Barry Hueder October 21, 2010

Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Suavologist

A person that is smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable; in manner; attractive and just wants to make people happy.

Man 1: Damn nigga, you got it like dat? You a pimp dawg.

Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"

by Cindy May 3, 2004

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

scapologist

Follower of scapology

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.

by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

Swagologist

1.)A Human who is so crispy, so fly, dip out in butter, untouchable style

2.)A person who gives an unfortunate swagerlist Human a style for which he can use and stride with

Man that man fresh to death he gotta be a swagologist

by swag - ologist June 12, 2009