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A sirmani is a type of person that doesn’t usually fuck with people always in his own world if you have an sirmani as a friend then there’s no chances one you cut off it’s over and Sir’Mani’s usually have big dicks and knows how to fight and never duck smoke and always the realest homeboy and speaks what’s on his mind
There goes sirmani he always been a real friend
Sirmani by Caniputmyballsinyojawyojaw November 24, 2021
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Sir’Mani’s usually have a lot of hoes but loyal and have atleast a nine inch d*ck gives a female the best back shots always says what’s on his mind and is the realest friend
Girl I went to sirmani house last night it was amazing
Sirmani by Caniputmyballsinyojawyojaw November 24, 2021
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Sirmani is usually a personal guy, if you have a sirmani in your life you are well protected why? Because the people Sir’Mani hangs around or talk to really mean something to him but a Sir’Mani’s personality is a friendly meanish type and doesn’t play around about the people he love he can switch from nice to serious really quick.
John: Did you hear that sirmani beat up someone just for joking about his mom Frank:wow I’ll never go down that route.
Sirmani by Caniputmyballsinyojawyojaw November 27, 2021

simranized 

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.
Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.
simranized by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012

simranized 

A person, usually a guy, who has become used to another person, usually an obsessive girl, drooling all over him and constantly telling him how awesome he is and how much she loves him. This means the guy interprets anything less as offensive.
Becky: Hey John, how's your paper going?
John: Why do you even need to ask? Do you think it hasn't been going wonderfully?
Becky: I didn't say that. I didn't mean anything wrong.
John: That's hurtful.
Becky: I think you must've been simranized.
simranized by verdad12 October 7, 2012

Sermanize 

To clean and organize in a way that's inspirational to even the most anal of perfectionists and most extreme of OCD edge cases
Have you seen this guy's garage? It's sermanized so well that you even my OCD friends are filled with envy!
Sermanize by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020
A hot curvy, mexican girl that will suck your dick for free and is a thottie but is nice to everybody.
Did you hear about Sirani? I heard that thottie sucked off a dude in the bathroom yesterday
Sirani by KachiggaMyNihga May 20, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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