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Still in the dark somewhere dark unable to see pitch black
"Isn't it beautiful outside?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I'm sitd duh
sitd by dream_big15 January 3, 2015
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A meeting between two or more humans.
Tell Tony we need to have a sitdown with Vito.
sitdown by chad sapieha December 21, 2003

Asian Sitdown 

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.
After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
Asian Sitdown by dkyn September 27, 2012

sitdown son

When you totally annihilate someone in an argument, resulting in them feeling like a little boy that tried to stand up to his father, but failed miserably.
sitdown son by mnclz March 16, 2017

happy morning sitdown 

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.
How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?

sitdancing 

when you are so lazy to dance at the club that you just sit at your booth and wave your hands to music.
bruh waddup ? im just sitdancing at the club.
sitdancing by lava-nator February 26, 2017

Irrelevancy Sitdown 

An irrelevancy sitdown it a situation that becomes rediculous due to the actions of the person performing the task or because the task was not useful.
After I went through all of the trouble of filling out all the information in my browser, it crashed, and therefore was an irrelevancy sitdown.
Irrelevancy Sitdown by Shawn January 21, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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