Shawn's definitions

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot

John is such a bob-bear.

by Shawn May 13, 2005

v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.

The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.

by shawn December 31, 2003

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

ridicklepicklesnickulous

When something is beyond ridiculous.

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!

by Shawn April 7, 2004

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005