A tanned Spanish looking guitarist.
He makes dry jokes and is overly talkative because he is probably crying deep down.
His friends might misuse him for his cool volla and editing skills when he is actually just loyal. He has probably also been peed on.
As for the love life, Donkerman is a hopeless romantic hoping to find the right chick so that he can seranade her at her balcony like a stalker.
Some synonyms are Armand, honjol and South African Sam Kolder.
A group of UK soccer players on vacation in the US discovered that the beach they were on was a GAY beach. "Look at this Clive. The bloody place is crawling with dinnermashers!"