simplón 

An adult person who is childlike in reasoning and demeanor. An adult with an IQ of a 10 year old.

Jake, Clint, Carl, Rainman, Forrest Gump

simplón by mery lopez July 7, 2005

Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.

Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.

Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011

Simplynailogical 

Her name is Cristine not Christine or Kristien or Kristine it is CRISTINE

She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life 🙄☺️💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

Omg simplynailogical is my favorite youtuber EVER

Simplynailogical by Holo its me November 28, 2016

Simplynailogical 

A youtuber who works for the canadian government as a crime statistics analyst. Her name is CRISTINE. She loves holo (holographic) nail polish which are reflective rainbows sent straight from the holo gods. Also, she has two cats, named Zyler and one named Menchie (cutest cats ever) and has converted many people including me into holo sexuality. She started the 100 layers challenge

OMG SIMPLYNAILOGICAL IS BAE! DID YOU SEE HER YOUTUBE NAILS AT VID CON? GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER!!!

Simplynailogical by Dogandagurl July 20, 2017

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.

girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter

bradley simpson by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

homer simpson 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"

homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004

bart simpson edit

bart simpson edits are the profile picture of most fake depressed 11-12 year olds. usually a song by x in the back if it is a video edit.

dad: hey son! what’s the meaning of your profile picture? it’s a bart simpson edit!
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot

bart simpson edit by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019