Simpsoned 

Being retarded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, "This is gonna be the year," walk out of the draft thinking, "Hey, I like this team of mine," and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, "Fuck you Ricky Williams."

Man, Bill really sucks, he's constantly getting simpsoned in fantasy.

Simpsoned by Pauly's Dog December 22, 2004

simpsoned 

The act of getting donkey Kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your ass handed to you in general usually as a result of pissing someone off.

She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!

simpsoned by nenakakes December 28, 2013

simpsoned 

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.

yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...

simpsoned by ryan pratt March 18, 2005

Simpsoned 

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

Simpsoned by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

O.J. Simpsoned 

To stab or cut a person with a knife.

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

O.J. Simpsoned by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009

Bart Simpsoned 

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.

Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!

Bart Simpsoned by Pazman October 6, 2017

Rebecca Simpsoned 

Verb
Definition: to confuse Urban Dictionary definitions concerning shooting pool and giving head.

I Rebecca Simpsoned the shit out of that one last night.

Rebecca Simpsoned by KingGizzard March 10, 2021