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Simplona 

Used to describe a Latin woman with no refined tastes. Bad words easily flow from her mouth, she is sloppily dressed, and smells like armpit and beer. Speaks without thinking and beats her kids with her purse or her belt. Loose woman with no values.

Latin people's version of white trash.
"Esa vieja simplona apesta a pura cerveza."
"That old simplona stinks of beer."

"Me la heche ala vieja simplona."
"I shagged the old simplona."
Simplona by Sound of Music August 8, 2008
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Simplynailogical 

Her name is Cristine not Christine or Kristien or Kristine it is CRISTINE

She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life 🙄☺️💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
Omg simplynailogical is my favorite youtuber EVER
Simplynailogical by Holo its me November 28, 2016

Simplynailogical 

A youtuber who works for the canadian government as a crime statistics analyst. Her name is CRISTINE. She loves holo (holographic) nail polish which are reflective rainbows sent straight from the holo gods. Also, she has two cats, named Zyler and one named Menchie (cutest cats ever) and has converted many people including me into holo sexuality. She started the 100 layers challenge
OMG SIMPLYNAILOGICAL IS BAE! DID YOU SEE HER YOUTUBE NAILS AT VID CON? GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER!!!
Simplynailogical by Dogandagurl July 20, 2017

Simplynailogical 

A Canadian YouTuber with a nail art Channel she likes holo
You should go to subscribe to Simplynailogical

SimplyNailogical 

I friken love her so PLS approve
I love SimplyNailogical
SimplyNailogical by Nini1302584 January 31, 2019

simplón 

An adult person who is childlike in reasoning and demeanor. An adult with an IQ of a 10 year old.
Jake, Clint, Carl, Rainman, Forrest Gump
simplón by mery lopez July 7, 2005
A simp named Sabona. Always thirsty for some coo but never willing to put in the effort to earn it. But he will be ready to bitch his friends for trying to help
1: "do you still like Lulu"
2: "Idk, why do you even care"
1: "STFU Simpbona"
Simpbona by gay ball October 7, 2020
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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