simaf

The sweetest girl you’ll ever know. Such a cutie

Have you ever talked to Simaf? She is so lovely!

by technicallythetruth December 16, 2019

FDS SIMÃO

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.

*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"

by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

Sima

Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.

Sima is the type of friend i want.

by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shmafe

A cigarette or anything else you smoke

Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?

by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021

Simauraye

A name used to describe an overly tall African American that may also be recognized as Titan. He has a tendency to be slow at times, however, is easily forgiving and catch up. He also spreads positivity among various people and is a great friend.

Damn Simauraye, I thought you would stop being a Titan by now.

by farawaymusic October 13, 2016

simant

A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.

guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.

by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018