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simaf by technicallythetruth December 16, 2019
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FDS SIMÃO
What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Sima
Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.
So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
Sima by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021
Shmafe
Shmafe by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021
Simauraye
A name used to describe an overly tall African American that may also be recognized as Titan. He has a tendency to be slow at times, however, is easily forgiving and catch up. He also spreads positivity among various people and is a great friend.
Simauraye by farawaymusic October 13, 2016
simant
A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.
simant by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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