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great, awsome, dont doubt
Don: btw how did footy go??

Mark: o we won 6-2

Don: SIMAO!!
Simao by H-E-A-TH May 6, 2008
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who got dat drip fam innit no cap blud
its simao m8 fam innit no cap blud
Simao by faminnitnocapblud April 19, 2020
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Sister fucker, while you’re reading this he is putting a baby in your sister. Congratulations uncle!!
Simao made me an uncle!!
Simao by Reizao November 22, 2021
a gay guy who is mentally and physically unstable. this dude cant even pull 1 girl.
no bitches?
simao
Simão is the most amazing friend you can have. They are overprotective and are trustworthy, they can have a mean attitude when defending themselves. They are a bad bitch and love their friends with all their hearts. If you fuck them over once, bitch don't expect them to come back. They are amazing people and are nice to everyone, unless you have fucked over their friends. They will be suspicious of a person who has fucked over their friend if that person tries to befriend them.
-Simão Is so cool, I wish that I could be like him.
-Simão Is amazing, I wish I'd have a friend like him.
-Simão doesn't talk to that person, they fucked him over.
Simão by UrbanSourcez December 30, 2020
Simaõ is special. He is stubborn, but at the same time a loving person. You really have to get to know him to understand his situation. Simaõ is a very brave boy, but he has too much aggression in him. He always achieves his goal because he never gives up.
If I‘m being honest: Simaõ is perfect.
Simaõ by lostygetfrosty November 22, 2021
Great guy with a great look, someone who we can call gostoso.
Hoje estás todo Simão com esse casaco.
Simão by AtiradorDePausAGatas November 23, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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