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Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?
Shmafe by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. to smoke
2. that which is being smoked
Bro pass the Shmafe
This Shmafe is fire
Let me shmafe it

Shmafe
Shmafe by Dr. Shmafe August 9, 2023
Related Words
Shmafe shafe shmamered shmale shmate shafeeqah Shafer shafeeq Shmake shmaked
I’ve been shmafing this Shmafe all day - I think I’m shmafed (www.shmafe.com)
Shmafe by Dr. Shmafe August 9, 2023

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).
Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.
shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.
The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.
Shafer shits by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.
Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.
Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :]
gustav shafer by mckayla April 7, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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