siftw

sleep is for the weak

Sarah: “i am so tired, i barely slept last night”
Hannah: “why not..?”

Sarah: “i was binge-watching the new season of Stranger Things... haha, siftw”

siftw by HeLlYeAhFuCkInGrIgHt January 14, 2018

Softwilly

Softwilly, also known as Nick, is a Youtuber and streamer. His videos are the funniest ever. Most of them he records with his girlfriend Isaacwhy and his friends Larrrycroft, ChewieStreams, Bearboob and notky (not anymore since ky goes to college) He is a very funny person and if you watch his videos you just have to laugh.

Hey there’s this youtuber i found out about. His name is Softwilly.
Oh yeah, I know him, he’s very funny!

Softwilly by internetgay666 October 31, 2019

Software Update 

This slang mostly common in Pakistan. This is mostly attributed to the people who were once arrested by Pakistan's establishment for being anti-state who later became pro-state after release.

PTM needs a software update.

Software Update by Narrator007 January 23, 2022

SFTW 

Sorry for the wait

Just touched down in LA, #SFTW had to drop a fuckin tape

SFTW by menra October 15, 2020

Sift Heads 

That flash game where you can play as Vinnie, Kiro or Shorty and... uh... sift some heads I think.

Oh man I gotta play Sift Heads before Google removes Adobe Flash Player!

Sift Heads by Enclave69 December 13, 2020

You make my software into hardware 

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

You make my software into hardware by BationMaster June 21, 2012

free software

Free software does NOT mean that you do not have to pay to get it. Free software is a matter of freedom, not price. In order for software to be free, users must be able to run, copy, distribute (with a fee or without a fee), study, change and improve the software.

Do not confuse free software with open source software. Although they are very similar, the philosophy behind them is different. Free software is about ethics and open source software is about being practical.

It's pretty amazing that so many people illegally use proprietary software as if it was free software. Why don't they just use free software and avoid legal issues?

free software by a thing June 26, 2005